What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 02:15

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
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A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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